1. elphabulous:

    How to college:

    • drink coffee
    • cry

    (via surroundedbypeasants)

     

  2. godmuva:

    Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

    (via circsam)

     
  3.  
  4.  

  5. beyoncebeytwice:

    i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

    (via thebandhaim)

     
  6. shodobear:

    stunningpicture:

    A grape, wearing a raspberry.

    I am froot.

    (via circsam)

     
  7.  

  8. If I see one more article or post about guys not liking high-waisted shorts, I’m gonna start breaking things.
    “ALL guys” do not “agree” that they look stupid or are “boner-killers”. They do not make me look like a grandma.
    They highlight my narrower waist and they make my ass look great. I get more compliments on them, from people of all genders, when I wear them.
    So fuck off I will wear what I want to wear. And if my shorts make you not want to fuck me, then good, because if that’s how you feel, I guarantee you I do not want to fuck you either.

     
  9.  

  10. "

    A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

    This is why we need feminism.

    "
    — 

    (via charlesneedsfeminism)

    "but men get raped too-"

    AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

    (via unteens)

    (via suddenly-a-stranger)

     
  11. glutenfreewaffles:

    Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

    "Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

    (via toastalmostburnt)

     
  12. i don’t care i love it » girl power

    stop telling girls they can’t take up space like a fucking man can because yes they fucking can (x)
     
  13. deathbeforedigital:

    I will never not laugh at this

    (Source: vortexanomaly, via circsam)

     
  14. newyorksjojo:

    spookingdemons:

    fucknbosschick:

    youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    vitalemontea:

    sketchlock:

    thegrimmgrimm:

    aburritoofsadness:

    iamswagg007:

    kgrossniklaus:

    gentlemanbones:

    I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

    Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

    Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst

    Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

    i can’t believe those weren’t puns

    Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

    Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

    PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

    Operation with a surgeon…

    On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

    (Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial, via surroundedbypeasants)

     
  15. The Knights of Good

    (Source: onceandfuturekiki, via roboslap)