1. xcallmemrscrissx:

    AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON

    (Source: kellizredd, via musicaltheatrefanatic)

     

  2. leadfeathers:

    geekerypokery:

    jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

    Titled: Brace for It.

    (via thebandhaim)

     
  3. We are clones. We are sisters. We are one. One of a kind.

    (Source: clone-queen, via theboatwasactuallyplanc)

     

  4. howllor:

    gothtriggers:

    Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

    "I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

    "what are you wearing?"
    "void"

    (via bluerosesinwonderland)

     
  5. pushing daisies meme five characters [1/5]
    » ned the piemaker

    (via leepacey)

     

  6. kellanium-the-dieselhead:

    If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

    (Source: blue-collar-girl, via roboslap)

     
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  8. meloneko:

    superwholock-and-key:

    nikocutie:

    mermaidchan05:

    Best. Line. 

    IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG

    wait WHAT

    WHAT!?

    (Source: disney-ohanameansfamily, via omfocuspocus)

     
  9. susemoji:

    glass-cases:

    So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

    that’s why storms are named after people

    (via oedipuswasthefirstmotherfucker)

     

  10. You know there are days when I really do appreciate functionally being an only child…. but some days I wish I had a brother or sister close to my age who I could turn to….

    I guess that’s why I try to fill that void with my friendships…

     
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  12. In 100 words or fewer, my review of Ghost the Musical:

    It was well produced. The music wasn’t anything special, but the set and effects certainly were. 

    DO NOT see this if you are sensitive to flashing lights, as there are a lot of flashing/moving light effects, and a strobe is used.

    Also a little heavy on the heteronormativity. Seriously. You’re gonna tell me that when there are like ten couples on stage, they are all straight? In New York? Yeah, okay.

     
  13. shakespearelove:

    sherlock-awa-holmes:

    Just to clarify 

    I feel like this is important.

     
  14. lucy-or-something:

    piinboots:

    sickhypnotik:

    his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

    his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

    GOOD

    ^

    (Source: katzbeverly, via lilypad1365)

     
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