1. Late birthday celebration for my little Katy-bird. Better late than never. Love you!!

     

  2. obveously:

    pizzatomb:

    imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

    i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

    (Source: exeggcute, via surroundedbypeasants)

     

  3. runecestershire:

    shakespeaker:

    placebonacebo:

    So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

    This is the best possible solution.

    I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

    (via lilypad1365)

     

  4. goldenclitoris:

    *gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
    Get ready for some all night entertainment

    (via wendycorduroy)

     

  5. When I gain new followers

     

  6. “its not you… it’s your music taste”

    (Source: fuckyeahthefabfour, via sextactular)

     
  7. onelife-onedecision:

    query-and-echo:

    phoenixwrong:

    this looks fu-

    sweet pissing jesus

    When they said extreme dot to dot they weren’t fucking joking

    that lion’s burnt af

    bruh

    (via thatsthat24)

     

  8. "We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
    — 

    my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

    Most accurate description ever.

    (via mxnotmrdarcy)

    (via chrenada)

     

  9. Impressions: Europe

    circsam-travels-round:

    Everyone here owns “Love Actually”

    (via circsam)

     
  10. (Source: dahmer-s, via liamdryden)

     
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  12. chocolatemew:

    i-effed-it-all-up:

    songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

    and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

    (via surroundedbypeasants)

     

  13. cuteless:

    my anaconda kinda

    (via surroundedbypeasants)

     
  14. vintagesnowwhite:

    hunters-hollow:

    Been eyeing this set

    Cute q

    (Source: cool-bone, via thelionandtheram)

     

  15. whorville:

    To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

    (via in-hell-with-a-dead-girl-walking)